Differences Between Women and Men
1. Names:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth
and Barbara go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2. Eating Out:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris,
Eric and Tom will each throw in $20,
even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want the change back.
When the women get their bill,
out come the pocket calculators.
3. Money:
A man will pay $2 for a
$1 item he needs.
A woman willpay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
4. Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap,
and a towel from the Marriott.
The averagenumber of items in the
typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to
identify most of these items.
5. Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
6. Cats:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when
women aren't looking, men kick cats.
7. Future:
A womanworries about the future
until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
8. Success:
A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9. Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting
he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that
she won't change and she does.
10. Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to go 4
shopping, to water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone,
read a book, and read the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings
and funerals.
11. Natural:
Men wake up as good-looking as
they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
12. Children:
A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house.
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