[www.keralites.net] Reason for Divorce :)

 

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, What are the grounds for your divorce?
She replied, About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.

 

No, he said, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

 

It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, she responded.

 

I mean, he continued, What are your relations like?

 

I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents.

 

He said, Do you have a real grudge?

 

No, she replied, We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.

 

Please, he tried again, is there any infidelity in your marriage?

 

Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.

 

Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?

 

Yes, she responded, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.

 

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, Lady, why do you want a divorce?
Oh, I don't want a divorce, she replied. I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!
 

 

 

     

 

 

Junaid Tahir 
 

 

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[www.keralites.net] The Monkey with The Wooden Apples

 

There once was a happy monkey wandering the jungle, eating delicious fruit when hungry, and resting when tired. One day he came upon a house, where he saw a bowl of the most beautiful apples. He took one in each hand and ran back into the forest. 

 

He sniffed the apples and smelled nothing. He tried to eat them, but hurt his teeth. They were made of wood, but they were beautiful, and when the other monkeys saw them, he held onto them even tighter.

He admired his new possessions proudly as he wandered the jungle. They glistened red in the sun, and seemed perfect to him. He became so attached to them, that he didn't even notice his hunger at first.

A fruit tree reminded him, but he felt the apples in his hands. He couldn't bear to set them down to reach for the fruit. In fact, he couldn't relax, either, if he was to defend his apples. A proud, but less happy monkey continued to walk along the forest trails.

 

The apples became heavier, and the poor little monkey thought about leaving them behind. He was tired, hungry, and he couldn't climb trees or collect fruit with his hands full. What if he just let go?

Letting go of such valuable things seemed crazy, but what else could he do? He was so tired. Seeing the next fruit tree, and smelling it's fruit was enough. He dropped the wooden apples and reached up for his meal. He was happy again.

 

Like that little monkey, we sometimes carry things that seem too valuable to let go. A man carries an image of himself as "productive" - carries it like a shiny wooden apple. But in reality, his busyness leaves him tired, and hungry for a better life.
 Still, letting go seems crazy. Even his worries are sacred apples - they prove he's "doing everything he can." He holds onto them compulsively.

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[www.keralites.net] Some Amazing Places !

 

Each one is Rare Beautiful.

 

 

                                             Some Amazing Places
Perfect Waves, Mexico




Three sisters' Wilderness, Oregon (USA)



Meteora, Greece




Lake Crescent in Gobi Desert, Asia




Wave Rock Australia




Tuscany in Italy



Haena Surf - Kauai, Hawaii




Iceland



Stairway to Heaven, Yushan National Park in Taiwan

Niagara Falls (Canada)

 

Palamukkale in Turkey

 

 

Mountain Lookout, BoldogkÅváralja, Hungary

 

 

Glow worm Caves in New Zealand

 

 

Streets of Spello in Italy

 

 

Night in Santorini in Greece

Thor's Well in Oregon, USA




Skywalking! Mount Nimbus, Canada




Visovic Island, Croatia




Telemark, Norway

 

 

Tulip Fields in Amsterdam, Netherlands

 

 

 

659 stairs to the top, The Guatape Rock in Colombia

 

Road to Nowhere, South Dakota, USA

Tuscany in Italy

 

Glass Beach at Fort Bragg in California

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