Saturday 15 December 2018

[www.keralites.net] YEAR END THOUGHTS

 

YEAR END THOUGHTS - part 1
* You were born with all the unique abilities, knowledge and talents you need for your mission in life. You don't need to compare 
yourself with anyone else. Just be yourself and start shining.
* The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's a self infused feeling that you are in unfamiliar territory.
* Most people always enjoy to talk and sleep on past memory, let's try not to copy them.
* A man of personality can formulate ideas, but only a man of character can achieve them.
* The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
* Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. You too are entitled to your opinion. So let's learn the 
art of agreeing to disagree and smile folks. This is because attitudinal behavior has been the cause for many people's downfall.
*There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. And there are people who question and argue just to hear their voices. 
Never ever argue or discuss with them anything if you value your honor in society. But if you are convinced of their stupidity, 
do expose them by all means.


END THOUGHTS - part 2
*The road to success is always under construction.
*When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --not screaming, like the passengers in his car. *:) happy
*A Bad Attitude Is Like A Flat Tyre, You Can't Go Anywhere Until You Change It !!
*Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils – (Louis H Berlioz )
*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
*Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
*Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
*I told my wife that a husband is like fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.
*Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
*Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. – (Jerry Garcia)
*The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
*In God we trust says the U.S. dollar; all others must pay cash.
*The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
*Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. – (Mrs. White, Clue 1985)
*Politics is the art of differing with any opinion suggested by the opposing party even if it benefits the nation.(T.C's opinion)
*If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. 
– (Homer Simpson)
*Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
*Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – ( Maryon Pearson)
*Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)
*"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." You only reap the benefits after your death, which 
goes to some undeserving legal heirs. – (Al Bundy)

*The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. That's the style of political leadership today.
*I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. – (George Bush)
*Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
*There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
*My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. –(Socrates)
*There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.
*Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
*Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
*Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! The standard quote of most people when pronounced guilty by the court.
*Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
*Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Can't they be just themselves and be a little attentive to some of their silent men 
friends than the sweet talking crafty men.
*If you must argue, remember that it is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. (William Gibbs McAdoo)
* Christmas and New year is the time when you buy presents and unwanted gifts with the money from next year.
* If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big 
mouth! That's called gossiping (specially journalists) which more than 90 percent of our human world are doing.
* The art of interpreting facts to one's own benefit is as good as telling a lie.
* Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. (Albert King )
* I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy or for that person to annoy you for the rest of your 
life. It is called "the joy of life".
* The most dangerous people are the nosey parkers. They want to know everything about you and are so very deceptive about 
themselves and their motives.
* Ultimately, remember that you came into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
* What is most un-understandable since the advent of the mobile phone is that, most have learned the art of making a caller believe 
that he or she is very busy, and to hang up. But when they need you, they are at your doorsteps unannounced.
* Only if you have a morning quiet time and a night thanksgiving prayer with your Almighty God, would you have a better direction in 
life. Oh yes without prayer life is meaningles

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