Saturday, 21 July 2018

[www.keralites.net] WHAT THE HELL IS RAT DOING IN YOUR HOUSE?

 

What the hell is rat doing in your house?
Santa: I am in big trouble!
Banta: What happened?
Santa: I saw a rat in my house!
Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap
Santa: I don't have one.
Banta: Well then, buy one.
Santa: I can't afford one.
Banta: I can give you mine if you want.
Santa: That sounds good.
Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the rat come to the trap.
Santa: I don't have any cheese.
Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Santa: I don't have oil.
Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Santa: I don't have bread.
Banta: Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?
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