[www.keralites.net] A LOYAL MAID - WRONG NUMBER

 

A Loyal Maid - A wrong number
Man calls home.
Maid answers phone.
He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."

He--says,
"Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both."

Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"

He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
She says, "We don't have a pool."

"Oh," He says, "sorry...Is this 555-1734?"
She says…
"Oh," sorry wrong number!

 

 
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