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Subject: Baap of all Jokes...
Baap of all Jokes....
A VILLAGER WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS wife for 4 years while his wife was in their native place.
At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.....
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how's this *Happy Event* happened,when he had not seen his wife for *4 years*...
The man said it is common in their village that neighbour's take care of the wife when men are away.
The confused colleagues asked "How will u ppl decide the surname for ur children?"
The man explained, "If its the *Second Neighbour* who has taken care, then the name would be *DWIVEDI*
If it is the Third Neighbour then it would be *TRIVEDI*
If it is the Fourth Neighbour then it
would be *CHATURVEDI*
If its the Fifth Neighbour then it would be *PANDEY*
After listening to this, questions followed,"What if it is a *Mixture of Neighbours*?"
"Then the boy would be named *MISHRA*"...
"And what if the Wife is Too Shy to tell the name of the neighbour ?"
Then it would be *SHARMA*
"But what if She Refuses to Divulge the Name of the Neighbour ?"
Then the name of the child would be *GUPTA*
"If She Does Not Remember the name then ?'
"It is *YAAD-AV*"...
"But who knows whether the child resulted from a Rape ?'
Then it will be named *DOSHI*
"Finally, if the child happened because of Wife's Burning Desire ?"
Then he will be named *JOSHI*
"And if the Whole Village had made Efforts for the Happy Arrival ?"
*DESHPANDEY* 👏 😜😄😛😁😝
Absolute Classic!!!
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Posted by: prasannam n <iampresanam@yahoo.co.in>
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