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[www.keralites.net] : 23-12-2016 TODAY’S MESSAGE FROM TRICHY PRASANNAN This Dad Has an Answer for Everything! [3 Attachments]

 






Subject: 23-12-2016 TODAY'S MESSAGE FROM TRICHY PRASANNAN This Dad Has an Answer for Everything!
 
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23-12-2016  TODAY'S MESSAGE FROM TRICHY PRASANNAN
 
 
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Subject: This Dad Has an Answer for Everything!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Vagaries of English Language !!!
 

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN ?
Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man ?
How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says ?
If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches ?
How come you are still sitting after you sat ?
If a Vegetarian eats vegetables , what does a Humanitarian eat ?
How do you get off a Non-stop Flight ?
Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
Why we put cups in dishwasher and dishes in Cupboard ?
Isn't it odd that to tell the TIME, you look at the HANDS on the FACE on the WRIST?
If you are assassinated instead of just murdered, are you important?
In a stadium, why are they called Stands, when you sit there ?
Why do doctors "practice" medicine? Are they unsure ?
Why is it called ''Rush Hour '' when traffic moves slowest then ?
How come Noses run and Feet smell ?
Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one ?
What are you vacating when you go on a vacation ?

We can never find the answers, can we ? so just enjoy the pun and fun of English language !
 


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