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 TODAY's JOKE 

Two cannibals, a father and son, walk into the jungle to look for something to eat. 
Before long they come across a little old man. 
The son says, 'Dad, how about him?' 
'No,' says the father. 'There's not enough meat on him. We'll wait.'

A little while later, along comes a really fat woman. 
The son says, 'Hey, Dad, how about her?' 
'No,' says the father. 'We'd die of a heart attack if we ate her. We'll wait.'

An hour later an absolutely gorgeous woman walks by. 
The son says, 'There's nothing wrong with this one, Dad. Let's eat her.' 
'No we won't,' says the father. 
'Why not?' asks the son. 
'Because,' says the father, 'we're going to take her home and eat your mother.'

 M. D. Hegde
MANGALORE
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