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9 WORDS WOMEN USE !

(1) Fine: 
This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five 
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: 
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: 
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: 
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying S.C.R.E.W. YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it
:

Another dangerous statement, 
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Important Note :

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
because they know it's true !!!

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This reminds a quote " I am the boss at my house, and I have the permission to say so from my wife !!! ".

Have a happy married life with the new understanding of all the 9 Simple Words given above.

 

 M. D. Hegde
MANGALORE
Think Good Do Good

https://www.facebook.com/groups/hegdemd

& Whatsap Group +91 90355 30833

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