Wednesday 6 April 2016

[www.keralites.net] pregnancy Q & A

 

PREGNANCY Q A:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough. Fun & Info @ Keralites.net


Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

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Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

 

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Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody

 that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question? Fun & Info @ Keralites.net


Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right? !
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

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Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant

 

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Q: Is there any reason

I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

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Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy. Fun & Info @ Keralites.net


Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

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Q: Our baby was born last week.

 When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

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