Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on ?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What are steroids ?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs ..
(Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty ?
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
(So true)
A.. Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination ?
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
A.. Keep it in the cow.
(Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen) ?A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U
Q. What is the fibula ?
A.. A small lie.
A.. Nearby.
Q. What is the most common form of birth control ?
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q. Give the meaning of the term ';Caesarean section';
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome .
Q. What is a seizure ?
A.. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
A. When you are sick at the airport.
( Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word '; benign'; mean ?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight .
(brilliant) .
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.
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