[www.keralites.net] Kejriwal strikes again

 

 

Public: Delhi mein wifi diya?

Kejriwal: Abhi tak nahi....

 

Public: 15 lakh CCTV cameras lagaye?
Kejriwal: Arey kya karoge itne cameras ka .... unki security alag se deni paregi.

 

Public: Marshals lagaye?
Kejriwal: nahi....

 

Public: What about Rural Healthcare scheme for Delhi villages? 30000 extra beds?
Kejriwal: Tum gaanv mein rehte ho? Nahin na. To chup raho...

 

Public: 2 lakh public toilets?
Kejriwal: Modi ji kar rahe hain na, unhi ko karne do.... aise gande kaam hum nahin karte.

 

Public: Bijli ka bill 50% reduce kiya?
Kejriwal: Humari bijli to free hai. Tumhare bijli se hume kya matlab?....

 

Public: Matlab jo vote lete time jo bola tha kuchh nahin kiya...
Kejriwal: Aur koi iraada bhi nahin hai....

 

Public: To itna pasina kyon aa raha hai? Itni mehnat kahan kar rahe ho?
Kejriwal: DDCA scam investigate kar hara hoon na.... naam to suna hoga.

 

Public: Us se humara kya fayda hoga?
Kejriwal: Humara to hoga ....limelight mein rehne ka isse sasta takeeka aur koi nahin hai ..... kaam karne ki zaroorat bhi nahi parti.....

 

Public: Achha? 
Kejriwal: He he, mazaak kar raha tha.... corruption aur tanashahi ke khilaaf larai zaroori hai ......

 

Public: AAP ka onion scam? What about the bootleggers and murder accused MLAs in your party? Tanashahi? Somnath Bharti, Manoj Kumar ....
Kejriwal: Shhh ..... arey itna ooncha mat bolo.... Dekho hum log democracy mein believe karte hain. BJP ko dekho .... Kirti Azad ke saath kya kiya....

 

Public: 'Democracy mein believe karte hain?' Prashant Bhushan? Gopal Yadav, who even became 'Salim' for you?
Kejriwal: Ab bas kar rulayega kya?

 

Public: Yeh bataiye aapne abhi tak kiya kya hai?
Kejriwal: Har Friday film reviews likhta hoon .... twitter par tweet karta hoon. Apni salary badhata hoon, Modi ji ka istifa roz mangta hoon..... uff, kitna kaam hai.


 

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