[www.keralites.net] Dilbert's one liners...

 

INTERESTING ONE LINERS BUT NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY:

·       I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

·       A friend in need is a pest indeed.

·       Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

·       Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

·       When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

·       The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

·       Born free, taxed to death.

·       Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

·       Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

·       Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

·       If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

·       It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

·       I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork..

·       A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

·       The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

·       The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

·       In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

·       If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

·       Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

·       If you can't convince them, confuse them.

·       It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

·       I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

·       Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

·       The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

·       Someday is not a day of the week

·       Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

·       The road to success.... Is always under construction.

·       Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

·       In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it

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