Tuesday 29 December 2015

[www.keralites.net] Words of wisdom

 

Words of wisdom.

 

If you want to change the world, 

do it when you are a bachelor.

 After marriage, 

you can't even change a TV channel..."

Listening to wife is like reading the terms conditions of a website.
You don't understand it but you still accept it.

Chess is the only game in the world, 

which reflects the status of the husband;
The poor king can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life -
how can you let such good training go to waste?


All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does

What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife 

"I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" wife asks
"WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??"
You can't say 'No' and you can't say 'Yes' – now that's Checkmate!

STOCK MARKET EFFECT:

Depressed Husband to his fat wife: 

"You are my only investment, that has doubled.''


 
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