Monday, 13 April 2015

[www.keralites.net] Famous Thoughtful Thoughts & Sayings...

 

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'

- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
**********************************

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

- Eleanor Roosevelt
**********************************

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..

- Mark Twain
**********************************

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible

- George Burns
**********************************

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

- Victor Borge
**********************************

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

- Mark Twain
**********************************

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates
**********************************

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx
**********************************

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

- Jimmy Durante
**********************************

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor
**********************************

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

- Alex Levine
**********************************

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

- Rodney Dangerfield
**********************************

Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

- Spike Milligan
**********************************

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .

- Joe Namath
**********************************

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope
**********************************

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..

- W. C. Fields
**********************************

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers
**********************************

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill
**********************************

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..

- Phyllis Diller
**********************************

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

- Billy Crystal
**********************************

And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
**********************************

May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.


www.keralites.net

__._,_.___

Posted by: 4Wards4All <angloco@gmail.com>
Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group Start a New Topic Messages in this topic (1)
KERALITES - A moderated eGroup exclusively for Keralites...

To subscribe send a mail to Keralites-subscribe@yahoogroups.com.
Send your posts to Keralites@yahoogroups.com.
Send your suggestions to Keralites-owner@yahoogroups.com.

To unsubscribe send a mail to Keralites-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com.

Homepage: http://www.keralites.net

.

__,_._,___

No comments:

Post a Comment