Tuesday, 24 February 2015

[www.keralites.net] From the Chefs to You: Great Kitchen Advice!

 

 
Would You marry Again?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
 
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"
 
HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"
 
WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"
 
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
 
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
 
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
 
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
 
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
 
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
 
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
 
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
 
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
 
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
 
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
 
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
 
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
 
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
 
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
 
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
 
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
 
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
 
WIFE: --
silence --
 
HUSBAND:
"shit."
 
 
 
 
 
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