Whether you travel economy class or business, your destination doesn't change.
Whether you have a Titan or a Rolex, the time is the same.
There is nothing wrong in seeking a luxurious life....
What needs to be taken care of is to not let the NEED become GREED.
Khush Naseeb Woh Nahi Jiska Naseeb Achha Hai, Balki Khush Naseeb Woh Hai Jo Apne Naseeb Se Khush Hai...
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Do you know the relation between two eyes.???
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They never see each other..........
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BUT
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1. They blink together
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2. They move together
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3. They cry together
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4. They see together
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5. They sleep together
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They share a very deep bonded relationship
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However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not....
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Moral of the story:
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A pretty woman can break any relationship...
Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin..
Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight?
B##$% gave me 60 pages to type!!!
Shocking Introduction at a party....
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One man to another ..Meet my wife tanya ..
2nd one : ya, I know her.
2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.
1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??
2nd one : during lectures in science history classes.We were classmates.
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Police: R u married?
Sardar: Yes, with a woman.
Police : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!
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Signboard outside a.. PATHOLOGY Clinic
For you it may be your Urine Potty... but for us, it is our Dal Roti...!!!
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One day I asked my Heart......
Heart Replied: Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch
Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??
Senapati: Sorry to sound pessimistic Maharaj, Par hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!
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After Drinking: Men talk unnecessarily, Bcum emotional, Drive badly, Stp thnkng, Fight 4 nothng,
Women can do all this without Drinking...!!! Natural talent Boss....!!
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Who are lizards?
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer: A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education !
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What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:
Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai..
Aaj ka SUVICHAR ....
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"BADAAM khaane se utni Akkal nahi aati" ... "Jitni shadi ke bad Aati hai... "
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Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai-
Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...!!!
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