Saturday 22 March 2014

[www.keralites.net] : Healing Medicine of Humour

 


That which is truth never changes and is unrelated to anyone or any out come. The only entity that fits this truth is Awareness.

You are simply the consciousness that is aware of a waking world and a dream world ( night).

Both the waking and dream are dreams and have no basic reality at all . Only consciousness is true.

A movie in a cinema theatre seems real u find yourself emotionalally connected to the movie until you remember your just watching a movie.

Waking and dream are just movies projected on the screen of consciousness ( the I am). Remind yourself your awareness and u will wake up.

 

 
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters.
 

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.' 

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.' 
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