[www.keralites.net] A MAFIA Story !!! JOKE

 

The Deaf Italian Book-Keeper!!! A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. His book-keeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place because it was assumed that if Guido would hear nothing then he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." Don't you just love lawyers??? May God Bless You, Your Family and Your Friends the Way He Has Blessed Us. Joseph, Poh, Mabeline, Isaac, Mandy and Jacob Tan Here is a clip from Mary Poppins, when the little boy wants to keep his coin of two pence from the Bank... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6DGs3qjRwQ

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