HOPE YOU GET A LAUGH OUT OF THIS
Better than a Flu
Shot!Miss Beatrice,The church organist,Was in her eightiesAnd had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastorcame to call on her and she showed him into her quaintsitting room.She invited him to have aseat while she prepared tea...As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the youngminister noticed a cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.The bowl was filled with water,and in the water floated. of allthings, a condom!
When she returnedWith tea and scones, theybegan to chat. The pastortried to stifle his curiosityAbout the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.'Miss Beatrice', he said,'I wonder if you would tell me about this?Pointing to the bowl.'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful? I was walkingthrough the park a fewmonths ago and I foundthis little package on the
ground.The directions saidTo place it on the organ,Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
If you don't send
thisTo five GOOD
friendsRight awayThere will beFive fewer peopleSmiling in the
world
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