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Subject:  Apolitical Aphorisms

 

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ ( But why blame God as all of us refuse to vote for new ethical self standing candidates)       The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~     We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop~   If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~Will Rogers~   Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev~     When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow~   Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton~   Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~Oscar Ameringer~   I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~     A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Tex Guinan~  ( No photograph needed)   I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle~

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