Wednesday 11 December 2013

[www.keralites.net] Fwd: MAN'S BEST FRIEND

 

 

 
 

 

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Here are some famous quotations over the years
about our beloved dogs!
"If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise"
--Unknown
 
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"Some days you're the dog;
some days you're the hydrant."
-- Unknown
 
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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness
forgot about puppies."
-- Gene Hill
 
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"In dog years, I'm dead."
-- Unknown
 
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"To his dog, every man is Napoleon;
hence the constant popularity of dogs."
-- Aldous Huxley
 
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley
 
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"Did you ever walk into a room and
forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
-- Sue Murphy
 
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"I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves."
-- August Strindberg
 
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"No animal should ever jump up on
the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain
that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz
 
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"Ever consider what they must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-- Anne Tyler
 
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles
are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner
 
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"My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
-- Joe Weinstein
 
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"If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons."
-- James Thurber
 
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"You enter into a certain amount of madness
when you marry a person with pets."
-- Nora Ephron
 
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"Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-- Ann Landers
 
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"Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
 
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"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him
and a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
 
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"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice,
puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!"
-- Dr. Tom Cat
 
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"There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face."
-- Ben Williams
 
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"When a man's best friend is his dog,
that dog has a problem."
-- Edward Abbey
 
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"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong,
always try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Unknown
 
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"Money will buy you a pretty good dog,
but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
-- Unknown
 
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"No one appreciates the very special genius
of your conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley
 
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings
 
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"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
-- Holbrook Jackson
 
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"The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney
 
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"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true,
to the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
-- Unknown
 
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"If you pick up a starving dog and
make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain
 
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"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually
unnoticed by a Great Dane."
-- Smiley Blanton
 
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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes,
a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,
and I am convinced that basically
dogs think humans are nuts."
-- John Steinbeck
 
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