Mindchow
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
Tongue very much in cheek..
Experience is that thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Never underestimate a man's ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes.
Weird world
Jesus lookalike kicked out of tourney for distracting players..
A man who looks like Jesus was thrown out of a darts tournament after the crowd started to chant and broke the concentration of players. Nathan Grindal had gone to watch the Cash converters Players' Championship final in Somerset and was sitting among 4,000 spectators when the crowd started crucifying him with chants of: "Stand up if you love Jesus". The chants got so loud that it began to put the players off their game. Six guards then escorted Grindal, 33, to another part of the venue.
Health tip
Capsicum (Simla mirchi/kodamolagai) is rich in vitamin A and C. It promotes cardiac health by lowering blood pressure and cholesterol levels.
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. "That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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Woman to husband: "If I die first, it's OK if you get married again as long as she's no fun and not very good looking."
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This is weird news…
Walmart unwelcome in Kerala: Chandy, the State CM.
(Me: But has Walmart evinced any keenness to set up shop in Kerala in the first place?).
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A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she's exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has sex.
"Every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday," she said.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't." says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."
(Me: A joke in the family newspaper Times of India, plz.)
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Democracy at work in India…
In a shocking incident recently Trinamool Congress and Left legislators assaulted each other inside the West Bengal assembly, after being denied a debate.
(Source: TOI dated 13/12/12)
(People's representatives' 'power').
Think it over
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way" – Franklin D. Roosevelt
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