[www.keralites.net] Husband & Wife..........laugh please..........jokes

 

Husband & Wife..........laugh please.......jokes...

 
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.
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*Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

 

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*A recently fired stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my
wife..."*
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

 

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Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to
sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

 

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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