Sunday 11 September 2011

[www.keralites.net] Never Make a Woman Angry!

 

Subject:  Never Make a Woman Angry!

 

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting forSaint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw abeautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and allthe other people she had loved and who had died before her. They sawher and began calling greetings to her,"Hello. How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,"This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?""You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her."Which word?" the woman asked."Love."The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her towatch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived."I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?""Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her."I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house youand I lived in and bought a huge mansion. We traveled all around theworld. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. Ifell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?""You have to spell a word," the woman told him."No Problems , Which word?" her husband asked."Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", she replied.

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . . . there will be Hell to pay!

 

NB: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is thesupposed lung-disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis(45 letters).Now you've learned a new word  ------Have a nice day. Cheers!


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