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Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

Tongue in cheek…

Sleep is the best meditation.

(Me: Lol: many fall asleep meditating. Some swear by meditation and claim it's THE panacea for all your physical and psychological ills. But in my humble opinion, only a very few can control their senses and achieve the concentration levels required for meditation that would produce desired results).

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UK church leans more than the Leaning Tower of Pisa…

A sleepy English village is set to become a tourist attraction to rival the world-famous Leaning Tower of Pisa thanks to its tilting church. Villagers have discovered that the tower on their ancient limestone church in Lincolnshire leans at a greater angle than the famous Italian landmark.

Weird world…

Pianist plays romantic songs to tortoises in zoo…

London: Acclaimed pianist Richard Clayderman has been encouraging Galapagos tortoises to mate by playing romantic ballads for them at their enclosure at London Zoo..

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New 'Dating' website for cows proves a success…

If you think you've spotted a cow or two while looking at internet dating profiles you may not have been imagining things, as an independent breed society has launched an online matchmaking service for the animals. The 'webmate' and 'bulselector' programmes help farmers find a bull for their animals that will helpfully result in the right type of calf being produced.

(Me: My Goodness! The headline jumped one to conclude that the London cows have all become internet savvy…)

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This is NOT a joke plz… though the newspaper it is carried by claims so…

Class 1-3: Hey! I studied everything for exams.

Class 4-6: That question was so tough I didn't attempt it.

Class 7-10: I studied only the important questions.

Class 11: I think four chapters are enough for pass marks.

Class 12: Which exam tomorrow?

College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me there's an exam today. I'm not even carrying a pen.

(Me: At the best of times, the standard of education in India wasn't something to write home about; students only mugged up or learned by rote, only for the sake of appearing for the exams. With the RTE (Right to Education) being implemented rigorously and examinations till the 9^th class dispensed with, things have turned from bad to worse…)

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A new survey by the Pew Research Centre's Internet and American Life project, conducted in December concludes there is general sentiment among users that Facebook is a major waste of time…

cris iyer
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