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Sunday, 11 September 2016

[www.keralites.net] A good 30 laughs - Dilbert's one liners:Old Classics

A good 30 laughs - Dilbert's one liners: Old Classics

🔺 I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
🔺 A friend in need is a pest indeed.
🔺 Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
🔺 Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
🔺 When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
🔺 The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
🔺 Born free, taxed to death.
🔺 Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
🔺 Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
🔺 Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
🔺 If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
🔺 It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
🔺 I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork..
🔺 A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
🔺 The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
🔺 The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
🔺 In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
🔺 If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
🔺 Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
🔺 If you can't convince them, confuse them.
🔺 It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
🔺 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
🔺 Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
🔺 The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
🔺 Someday is not a day of the week
🔺 Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
🔺 The road to success.... Is always under construction.
🔺 Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
🔺 In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it !!!

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Xavier William

"All new ideas good or bad, great or small start with a one-man minority" - anonymous

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[www.keralites.net] Incredible Vertical Forest Residential Towers in Italy

Incredible Vertical Forest Residential Towers in Italy

Officially opened in October 2014, Bosco Verticale (Vertical Forest) is a pair of award-winning residential towers in the Porta Nuova district of Milan, Italy designed by Boeri Studio (Stefano Boeri, Gianandrea Barreca and Giovanni La Varra).

The towers have heights of 110 metres (360 ft) and 76 metres (249 ft) respectively and host 900 trees (each measuring 3, 6 or 9 meters or 10-30 ft) and over 2,000 plants from a wide range of shrubs and floral plants distributed in relation to the façade's position towards the sun.

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[www.keralites.net] : very informative article for Sr Citizens

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The best way to manage money in your old age

If we cling to a past that has outlived its utility or expect others to take care of us in our twilight years, we are just setting the stage for unhappiness and discontent.

My newest friend is 89 years old. The glimpses I get of the world she has lived in are fascinating, as she regales me with stories that she seems to remember so vividly. My friend is a smart and intelligent woman, having retired as professor from a top university.

When we speak about finance, she laughs. She wonders why it is so difficult for so many of her friends to give up managing assets when they age. Stories about the elderly, especially the very old, like my friend, tend to be about their care or the lack of it. Most of us judge the young harshly for not caring enough for their parents. Not my friend.

She believes that expecting someone else to do something for you stems from an attitude of entitlement, however well couched such an expectation may be in lofty words of duty, gratitude and care. She lives in an assisted care facility, the much-maligned old-age home. But she argues that this is how it should be. Let me list her decisions for all of us to think about.

First, she is firm in her belief that the desire to own and use assets should be given up at some point. We have to recognise that we are not capable of managing them anymore. When she found that her physical agility was declining after she turned 80, she decided to stop managing her large house. This was the house she had lived in for 50 years. She knew each brick, literally, having built it with her husband. This was the house her children grew up in, and each room and artefact held memories. She decided to sell it off and move on to an easier option, which didn't involve managing or maintaining anything. She tells me that it was a tough decision, but the best one she has made. The sale also secured her finances like nothing else could have.

Second, finances should be kept as simple as possible. My friend was a savvy investor and had been a very involved manager of her money. She loved looking up the finance pages and making decisions with her group of friends. She had her ups and downs, but she eventually decided to give it up. She says the modern world of technology and change is something she simply cannot keep pace with. She has heard stories of scams which some of her friends fell victim to and got duped. She is aware that she could accidentally download a malware that destroys her computer and accesses her bank accounts, by simply clicking on a few seemingly innocuous links and typing in a few credentials.

She would rather steer clear of it than try to learn it all at her age. She has onebank account and her money and investments are all available for her to see in a single statement. She has drafted her will and registered it too. She draws from her money as required, but her needs have also reduced drastically. By choosing to live in an assisted facility, her only need is the periodic payments she has to make to the facility. She does not want to make financial decisions that involve anything more than writing out a few cheques every month. Given her age, drawing out of the corpus is not something that bothers her.

Third, she refuses to obsess over illness. Her advice to me was to take good care of my limbs. She says the vital organs such as the heart and the brain are designed to work hard and for a long time, without any intervention from us. But we are in charge of the limbs. It would be a pity if the heart was ticking fine, but the legs couldn't carry us around. She has set aside a fixed amount for care if she were to fall ill and is adamant that she should not be put on life support needlessly. She sees herself in the wind-down mode, having lived a full life, and takes great pleasure in sitting on her porch and watching birds, trees and the setting sun. There is a time for action and a time for rest, she says.

Fourth, she nurtures an excellent relationship with her children. She refuses to burden them with caring for her when they have enough on their hands already. She knows that they care about her and love her, but she does not lean on them too much. I remember the advice my father's gave me when I got married. Look ahead, he told me. Do for your children what I did for you, and more. Do not get caught up in this emotional trap of gratitude and guilt about me. It sounded so harsh. But having cared for both parents and in-laws in their old age and illness, I know that children simply cannot give up on their parents. My friend knows this too, but she ensures that she does not command a position of entitlement when it comes to her children. This ensures rich dividends. Her children dote on her, and she does not burden them with guilt.

We all need money, relationships and support systems to see us through as we age and face the frailties of growing old. But speaking to my friend and the others in the facility tells me that the happiest are the ones who have given up things they had once clung to, while those who expected the world to take care of them remain cynical and angry.

There is no denying the fact that we should live a life of gratitude. Every society should treat its elderly with respect, love and affection. But elders like my friend consciously accept the idea that such care can be burdensome, and therefore work towards the goal of reducing that burden—financially, physically and emotionally. By keeping her life simple and bare bones, she has not given up on her little joys. She knows what she has, and she continues to nurture and care for it however she can, given her age. What she has given up is the need to cling to the past as she knew it. She told me that going to the assisted living facility is quite like sending the young child out to college. They will miss home , but will soon be fine. After every conversation with her, I am left wondering if I will have the courage to simplify my life the way she has managed to.

(Uma Shashikant, Chairperson, Centre for Investment Education and Learning)

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[www.keralites.net] On the trail Bangalore to Coorg in India

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When a place is referred to as the Scotland of India, it needs no further introduction. Coorg is a tranquil, little town in Southern Karnataka, cradled in the Western Ghats. It is famous mainly for its austere sights, varied wildlife, world-class coffee and the Kodavas, the ethnic warrior people of Coorg.
In recent years, the place has been gaining popularity as one of the most-visited tourist destinations in India. If you haven't visited Coorg already, here are
some reasons why it should be the next place you visit:

Crossing the Brahmagiri, Talakaveri, and Pushpagiri Wildlife Sanctuaries, and Nagarhole National Park in Coorg on the way.

Flowering Coffee Plants.

The Bahuballi Bull

Road lined trees en-route to Nagarhole National Park.

Several streams combine on the steep slopes of the Western Ghats to form the Abbi Falls. From here, the water flows into the Cauvery river.

Tea Estates on the hill terrain roads.

Tadiandamol Peak

At 5724 feet, Tadiandamol is the highest peak in Coorg and the ideal place for a trek. Just a few kilometres from the peak is Padi Igguthappa temple, one of the holiest temples of the Kodavas. The trek is long and weary but the peace and quiet at the top is definitely worth all the effort!
Nisargadhama

An island near Coorg formed by the Cauvery river, Nisargadhama can be accessed by a hanging bridge. The place is perfect for vacations and boat rides. The 25-acre island is full of bamboo, teak and sandalwood trees and is a home to animals like deers, peacocks and rabbits.

The Mahseet fish in Coorg attracts a lot of professional anglers from all over the world. Angling season is from November to March. Apart from having fun at the various fishing camps, one can also enjoy the picturesque views!

Coorg Cuisine

Local legend has it that Kodavas are descendants of Alexander the Great. They are pure non-vegetarians and their meat is cooked with a lot of coconut, spices and curry leaves. Some of the famous Coorg dishes are Pandi Curry, Atti Payasa, Kadubu and Baimbale!

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