[www.keralites.net] Mistake from the movie director

 

1. It's a bird, it's superman,

no....... it's just an aeroplane from trojan horse film starring by Brad Pitt

 

2.What are you staring at?... OOh I see,

I actually the firstttttt director of Adidas Company

 

3.You think your kung Fu is good?

I dont think is as good as the watch in my left hand

4.Well friend... Actually I dont know how to shoot a gun,

I am an actor, not a policeman

 

5.Woman : Tony, you drop your Hand phone

Man : sssttt... shut up, we're on movie

 

But not as stupid as

 

6. Bush : This military equipment is really awesome,

I can even see the night in other countries 8-)

 

 

7. Bush : How do I read this book? Do I have to read it upside down ?

Kid : no, sir but please look at me as you are really understand coz the world is staring at you right now

 

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Pallavi K

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[www.keralites.net] Fearless Female Highliners In Action

No slacking! Fearless female highliners perform jaw-dropping moves 3,300 feet above Yosemite National Park Being a thousand feet up the air, balancing on a thin wire does not stop these fearless females from performing ankle balances, squats and even the splits in front of the camera. Professional slackliners Emily Sukiennick and Hayley Ashburn took to the ropes to perform at 3,300ft up in the air at Taft Point, California. The amazing images were captured by photographer Jared Alden, 31, who was amazed at the girls' backbreaking moves. A split personality: Female slacklining pro Hayley Ashburn does the splits on a highline above the Yosemite Valley floor at Taft Point 'I get very varied reactions to the photographs, but he main ones are "That's crazy", "I would never do that", "How do you get the line across?", "Are you wearing a safety leash"' and "Stay away from my children".'Usually people are just over-reacting to my highlining images because they see something outside of what is ordinary and comfortable to them.   'If my highlining images can just inspire people enough to go setup a small simple slackline in their own backyard then I am happy-stoked because that's where it all began for me.'Most people don't believe in themselves enough and say they could never do it but I believe many of these very people could actually do it.' Fearless female: Hayley begins her journey on the tight rope, testing her balance in a squat high above the California valley Drop it low: Hayley balances on the highline wearing a swami security line as she does a slacklining move known as the double drop with no hint of losing her balance Yose-rious? With the Yosemite valley far below her feet, Emily Sukiennick tries her hand at the daring double drop at Taft Point High on life: The girls' moves on the thin wire almost makes onlookers forget the beauty of the Californian national park ! Seemingly unmoved by the height or the fact that her only security is a thin leash attached around her waist, Hayley performs yet another double drop Inspiration: Photographer Jared Alden used his images of Hayley and Emily, pictured doing a double drop, to get his own wife to try slacklining

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[www.keralites.net] candle >poem of the day

 

As the sun rises in the East So the breaking dawn of my love begins As the sun sets in the West I am overwhelmed with a burning desire A desire locked down deep inside One that cannot be concealed anymore I long for one sweet kiss to quench my thirst I long for one tender touch that will last a lifetime At the end of it all you are my deepest desire! I love you not today nor tomorrow but forever!

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