Friday, 10 May 2013

[www.keralites.net] Just Jest: 4 Worms In Church: Humour plz...

"4 Worms In Church"
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

 A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .



The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .





Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.





Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive �


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"





Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!


 Today is International Disturbed People's Day.

 Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...

Just as I've done.

"Hang in there sunshine, you're special!"
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[www.keralites.net] Architectural Castles

In the world there are a lot of interesting places and beautiful sights, annually attracting to themselves hundreds of thousands of curious tourists from different countries.
But along with them there are many equally beautiful and interesting monuments, of which the general public is practically nothing is known.
Based in Italy Sammetstsano castle (Castello di Sammezzano) just belongs to this undeservedly forgotten masterpieces of architecture.
Sammetstsano castle was built in 1605 Himenesem Aragon in the region of Tuscany (Toscana) near the small Italian town of Reggello (Reggello).
In 1853, the castle was inherited Himenes Ferdinando (Ferdinando Panciatichi Ximenes),
which for forty years has worked hard to give the castle its modern look.
Marquis Ferdinando not only personally supervised the construction work, but he himself invented and created his original project.
Castle Sammetstsano - is a perfect example of Moorish style, harmoniously combining bright colors and amazing variety of oriental patterns.
The most impressive of all the rooms of the castle can safely assume Peacock Room, ie Room peacocks that the brightness of its colors and patterns are fully consistent with this title.
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[www.keralites.net] Mobile Phone For Very Young Kids

 

The £55 phone designed for FOUR YEAR OLDS - and designed so they won't get mugged or be cyberbullied.

1stFone doesn't have a screen and can only make calls to 12 pre-assigned numbers
It costs £55 and the device has been designed to be hard-wearing

By VICTORIA WOOLLASTON

A mobile phone designed for four to nine-year-olds has been launched by OwnFone.
The 1stFone which has been dubbed the 'dumbphone for smart parents' is the size of a credit card and weighs 40g.
It can only make and receive calls, and it doesn't have a screen - instead it has the names of up to 12 close friends and family shown in a list with corresponding physical buttons.
The 1stFone, designed specifically for four to nine-year-olds can be customised. Options including Orange Splat, pictured front, Skulls, Leopard and more. The 12 pre-assigned contacts can only be changed and added to by a parent. A 999 button can also be added that must be pressed three times to activate
The 1stFone, from manufacturer OwnFone, has been specifically designed for four to nine-year-olds. It doesn't have a screen. Instead it shows a list of up to 12 pre-assigned contacts. The handset can only make and receive calls and a single battery charge can last a year when the handset is on standby

This means that the child can only call the 12 pre-assigned numbers.

And only the parents can add or change this list of contacts.


Makers OwnFone believe that the basic functionality of the 1stFone reduces the risks of text or cyber bulling, finding inappropriate material online, 'sexting' or being mugged.
They base this on a recent study from Southampton Rape Crisis of 7,000 school children which found those as young as 10 are routinely sending explicit pictures of themselves to classmates.
In the top-left hand corner of the handset are volume buttons, sat next to large Answer, and On/Off buttons.

The 1stFone has been designed to be hard-wearing and can withstand being thrown about and dropped by children. Makers OwnFone also believe the handset is perfect for seniors, as well as as an alternative to a work phone on a building site, for example. Clips can secure the phone to a child's clothing or a work belt. The child's name is also programmed to appear at the top of the handset.
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