[www.keralites.net] THE MAN & THE CENTIPEDE

 

The Talking Centipede

A single guy decided life would be much more fun

if he got himself a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a

'talking centipede' (a 100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use as a house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot

for the box, and decided he would start off by
taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going to church with me

today to receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from
his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede
one last time.

This time he put his face up against the
centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"

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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ......
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This time, a little voice came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting my shoes on!"

 

ISMAIL CHOHAN

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