Mindchow
Think before you speak. Read before you think.
Tongue in cheek…
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong!
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Ha!
One sweet young thing to another: "My new boyfriend and I have so much in common! We're both biodegradable, we both like to breathe, we both have 10 fingers and toes.
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One lady to another: "Dating is my favourite sport. But I'm strictly catch and release."
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One old lady to another: "I'd love to date a younger man… but I'll settle for an immature old guy"
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One sweet young things drooling over her boyfriend, with love floaters all around: "Oh, ignore those. I swear, he and I are just good friends!"
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One lady to another: "My boyfriend and I used to laugh together at the same time, until our relationship got serious."
A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen"
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb"
None, it's a hardware problem.
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Pun fun…
Never trust an atom. They make up everything!
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Today at Wimbledon..
The supremely fit, in-form and far more on-court agile Djokovic with an almost impenetrable defense seems invincible, more so after he had not just absorbed the sledgehammer shots from physically giant-like Del Potro but had returned many with clean winners, as well. One doubts if Murray could have pulled it off. Of the top men's tennis quartet of Djokovic-Federer-Nadal-Murray, Murray seemed to look a distant 4th until recently. Hmmmm.
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From the world of science….
Drink a cup of warm milk with a pinch of turmeric before bed to soothe a sore throat.
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Eating a breakfast rich in protein can significant improve appetite control and reduce unhealthy snacking in the evening.
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Regular sex can make you look 7 years younger: new study…
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Weird world…
92-year-old farmer with 16 kids marries 22-yr-old
Baghdad: A 92-year-old farmer in Iraq who has 16 children from his first wife has married a woman 70 years his junior in a triple wedding ceremony with his two teenage grandsons.
(Me: hmmm. What will he DO? Reminded of a joke I had posted recently on a similar marriage, with the oldie weeping having forgotten everything on wot to do and his 16-yr-old bride crying not knowing wot to do…)
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Burglar caught raiding CCTV company premises…
Somerset: A not-so-bright thief was caught by police at Somerset in south west England after being identified on camera raiding the office of a CCTV company. The thief decided to raid the place despite the company's van being parked right outside with details of its work printed on it.
(Me: It is just as well that the thief caught, else the company would have suffered serious loss of face and credibility).
News of the day…
Anti-terror cops could take a hit, IB warns govt.
New Delhi: With the possibility of its senior officer Rajindar Kumar being prosecuted by the CBI in 'fake encounter' case growing, the IP has cautioned the government that the yeardstick being applied by the FBI to fix the official's culpability can imperil counter-terrorism operations.
(News courtesy: TOI, Mumbai edition, 7/7/13_
(If national security is to be ensured, it cannot be overstated that all intelligence agencies work in tandem and in a perfect homogenous manner with a single-minded purpose of rooting out terrorists' violence. As with everything else here, the various departments work at cross purposes, may or may not be at the instances of their political masters, and each tries to hog publicity for what it considers its 'splendid' work – that the others may not agree with – even if it destroys the credibility of the other department. If this is the way the departments function, there is no escape for this country from frequent violent attacks against the country's interests and/or its citizens' lives and properties. Even our innumerable Gods cannot help us if the departments fail do what they are entrusted with and expected to do because Lord Krishna exhort people to do their duties diligently)
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