Do not complain about others.
Change yourself, if you want peace.
It is easier to protect our feet with shoes
than to carpet the earth.
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Woman to eye doctor about her husband: �He needs special lenses to help him see dishes in the sink and laundry that needs to be folded.�
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A boy went to the bellaet with his mother. As the program began, the boy leaned over his seat and whisphered, �Mom, they�re all dancing on their toes.�
�Yes, I know,� said his mother. �That�s the way they do it.
The boy watched for a moment longer and then said, �Well, why don�t they just get taller dancers?�
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Tweet of the day: �A group burnt only half a bus for today�s bandh. When I asked why, they said it�s a 2 day bandh. They�ll burn the other half tomorrow.�
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Mindchow
�Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing�
(Me: Me not so sure.. but we taxpayers shell out good money to government servants practically for doing nothing)
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Pun fun!
I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she�s been giving me lately!
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Health tips
Catching a whiff of rosemary herb increases alertness and improves memory..
Health warning
Chemicals called secondary amines in permanent hair dyes, can react with tobacco smoke and other pollutants to create one of the most powerful cancer-causing compounds called N-nitrosamines, researchers reported in the journal, Materials.
(Me: meaning hair dyes are not something to die for, LITERALLY
Weird world
Man has wrong testicle removed by bungling docs
A British man fears he will never father a child after bungling surgeons removed the wrong testicle in a cancer op.
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Word of the day..
�Street Nurse�
A nurse who treats homeless people, prostitutes, drug users and other denizens of the street.
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Think it over
�Democracy is when the people keep a government in check� � Aung Sa Suu Kyi
(Me: Maybe. Bt out government is checkmated without rhyme or reason..)
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Pun fun ..2
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy say to Dolly, �I was artificially inseminated this morning.�
�I don�t believe you,� say Dolly.
�It�s true, no bull!�
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Pun fun3
�If we do not hang together, all hang separately� � Benjamin Franklin.
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Pun fun
�Strike while the politics is hot.� � Bachi Karkaria
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