A couple shared their apartment with a parakeet named Nicky. The exterminator was scheduled to come, so they put Nicky in the bedroom and hung a sign on the door. "Please skip this room. Do not open door. Pet flies."
The exterminator came. On his receipt he wrote this comment, "Finished all of the apartment except room with pet flies."
(Me: Pun fun at its best!)
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Health info..
Mobius syndrome or moebius is a rare neurological disorder which involves facial paralysis and the inability to move the eyes from side to side. People with this syndrome have normal intelligence but lack facial expressions, due to bilateral nerve palsies and missing fingers, and are often misunderstood to be unfriendly.
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Health tip…
Can green tea be beneficial for my depression?
A study of elderly Japanese revealed that a more frequent consumption of green tea was associated with lower prevalence of depressive symptoms, so drink your green tea and cheer up!
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News of the day…
2-day Bharat Bandh organized by employees of Public Sector Undertaking and all civil services of all hues…
(It is high time that people of this country, fed up with the frequent Bhands by these Uncivil servants paid for by taxpayers, should organize their own indefinite Bhandh to hatao (throw out) these fatcats who anyway do nothing worthwhile)'
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Mindchow
"Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent."
(Me: Absolutely – perseverance n patience pays off sooner or later)
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Tongue in cheek…
Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart!
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Health tip..
If you're feeling hungry and angry, dense carbs will help increase levels of serotonin, a mood enhance. Try brown rice or beans.
(Me: The remedy should for mild depression just as well…)
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Think it over…
"The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress" – Quentin Crisp
(Judging from happenings in apna desh, one would say it isn't way of the mark…)
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"The British consider themselves superior to the rest of the world while the French consider the rest of the world inferior to them." – Anon.
(Me: One cannot single out the British and French for such super narcissism)
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"Corruption is authority plus monopoly minus transparency" – Unknown
(Me: One is tempted to say, "corruption is authority")
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Friendship between women:
A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
Friendship between men:
A man doesn't come home one night. The next day, he tells his wife he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm he had slept over, and two claim that he is still there.
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