A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We need a fourth for rummy," said the friend.
"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his shoes, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"...
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Mindchow
The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse" – Edmund Burke.
Think it over...
"A teacher who loves learning earns the right and the ability to help others learn" – Ruth Beechick
(Me: But in India, a teacher learns (or more accurately, yearns) to earn. Proof: Recently 99% of those B.Ed qualified people appearing for an entrance exam for teacher's job failed...)
**
Tongue in cheek and very, very punny!
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, scream "Dynasty!" – Bachi Karkaria
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Weird world…
Library offers pole dancing classes to encourage reading!
A library is holding pole dancing classes to encourage visitors. Mayfield Library in Midlothian, east Scotland, is putting on the session on Love Your Library Day next month in the hope it will inspire more locals to borrow books.
(Me: Reading as a hobby is dying…)
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Planning to cash her paycheck, a nurse walks into a bank. She reaches into her pocket to pull out a pen to sign her check. Instead of a pen, she finds she has pulled out a rectal thermometer from the pocket. She looks at the rectal thermometer in complete shock. She states in disbelief, "Some asshole has my pen!"
(Me: Actually a double punned humour).
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Tweet of the day: "Verma Panel should have been represented by some young men and women as well who agitated at India Gate. Just praising them is not enough."
(Me: As is usual with probes and judicial commissions, this panel, chaired by an ex-CJI, has produced a damp squib and the taxpayers paid it through its noses..)
Quote of the day: "What will you do to a snake if it sneaks into your room? Similar treatment should be meted out to CPI-M" – Trinamool party leader, Jyotiporiya Mullick.
Health tip…
Fixed meal timings keeps your metabolism stead and prevent acidity..
Weird world…
Would-be robber starts crying, leaves restaurant with pizza.
A would-be their in Montana, USA, changed his mind to rob a pizza restaurant and started crying when the clerk handed him money. He ended up leaving with only food. Just after midnight on Monday, a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a bandanna across his face entered a Papa John's outlet and handed the clerk a note demanding money. The employee started to comply, but the man broke down and said he was just trying to provide for his family. The clerk offered to make a pizza and some chicken wings, and the man waited while the food was cooked before leaving.
Think it over..
"All thinking men are atheists" – Ernest Hemingway…
(Me: Absolutely – well almost – true; the few honourable exception includes yours truly: am an atheist, but certainly not a thinking man, my friends unanimously join in chorus…)
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Tongue in cheek and very, very punny!
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, scream "Dynasty!" – Bachi Karkaria
((Me: hahahahaha. True reflection on India. E.g. film stars, businessmen, artists, et al, let alone politicians – all of them want their progenies to succeed in their line...)
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