2. A Construction Manager is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
3. An Engineering Manager is a person who thinks they can deliver a baby even if no man or woman is available.
4. A Cost Control Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget.
5. An Instrument Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
6. The Client doesn't know why he wanted a baby in the first place.
7. The Structural Engineer is calculating how to produce a bra to support the mothers boob.
8. The Procurement Manager requisitions condoms regardless.
9. The HSE Manager wishes to conduct a full investigation of the 'spill', and orders more condoms.
10. The Planners think they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a programme and deliverable without anyone's input.
11. The Estimators are determining the cost based on current market demand for the commodity.
12. The Document Control Team doesn't care whether the child is delivered or not, as long as it has a document number.
13. The Quality Manager does not approve of the method used to produce a baby.
14. The Process Engineer has a dozen other methods of producing a baby.
15. The Contract Design Draughtsman do not care ... they have done their bit, and want a bonus.
16. The Civil Engineer ... wouldn't know how to approach a woman in the first place, let alone make her pregnant.
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