Wednesday, 14 September 2011

[www.keralites.net] Absolutely hilarious!

 

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.Fun & Info @ Keralites.net

Welcome to the Bomb explosion helpline of Home Department, Government of India.
Press 1 for latest bomb explosions
Press 2 to hear Home Minister's pre-recorded reaction.
Press 3 to hear Prime Minister's pre-recorded claims to condemn it and assurance to take strong action against culprits.
Press 4 to know whether anybody claimed responsibility for the explosion.
Press 5 to hear pre-recorded claim of Digvijay Singh blaming RSS for explosions.
Press 6 to know whether any terrorist has been arrested by mistake; please be assured the Congress would give him 5-star treatment.
Press 7 to hear messages like terrorism has no religion.
Press 8 if you want Rahul Gandhi to visit the poor in villages.
Press 9 if your relative has died in the explosion to hear Gandhiji's bhajan.
If you were severely injured in the explosion and still alive, then press your own neck for brining this corrupt and anti national government to power.
Thank you for calling. May God bless and protect you during the remaining term of this Anti Indian government.

From an E-mail

Nandakumar

www.keralites.net

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