Mindchow…
Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent.
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From the world of science…
Singing releases endorphins that serve as the brain's natural pain-killers.
(Me: 100% true, even without any scientific evidence. Singing gaily - or with gay abandon! - has several positive effects on the body and soul of man)
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New GM purple tomatoes tastier and longer-lasting.
Humble tomatoes can now be made both better-tasting and longer-lasting, thanks to a new research with purpose Genetically modified (GM) varieties. "Working with GM tomatoes that are different to normal fruit only by the addition of a specific compound allows us to point exactly how to breed in valuable traits," said professor Cathie Martin from the John Innes Centre. The research could also lead to GM varieties with better flavor, health and shelf life characteristics because even higher levels of the compound can be achieved.
(Me: We Indians would have none of it claiming what is found beneficial abroad will not be so in India, coz. we are still afflicted by the Monsanto bug/paranoia)
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Frequent heartburn is positively associated with cancers of the throat and vocal cord among non-smokers and non-drinkers, a new study has found.
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Cheese can trigger migraines because of its tyramine content.
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Weird world
Council members abstain from vote on abstaining...
3 members of a Michigan city council, including the mayor, have abstained for voting on a measure that would have prevented them from abstaining on future votes.
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News of the day…
1 lakh Indians face arrest in Saudi Arabia…
Jeddah: As Saudi Arabia implements its naturalization law which seeks to replace foreigners in companies with its own citizens, India is in the midst of a gigantic effort to bring back over 100,000 people in the next few months.
(One can't blame ANY foreign government if it enacts laws to protect the interests of her own citizens)
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Parliament disruptions 'sadden' Pranab.
Prez Pranab Mukherjee has said he is 'sad and anxious' that Parliament is frequently disrupted and has reminded elected representatives that they get their jobs after 'begging people for their votes."
(the advice will fall on deaf ears as usual How can the worthies even hear it with all the noise they create in and outside?)
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BCCI chief rejects growing calls for resignation threatens to 'fix' media.
(It's high time someone boldly did fix the media that has been running amok here in the name of freedom and wotnot)
IPL scandal is a national disgrace: Lalit Modi.
(Me: Yesterday's devil has literally started quoting the scriptures, today!)
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"This Srini makes us proud"
Washington: The United States Senate on Thursday voted 97-0 to confirm Srikanth Srinivasan to a judgeship on the prestigious US Court of Appeals. The President himself led to a full-blooded endorsement of Srinivasan, "Sri is a trailblazer who personifies the best of America.
(Me: hmmm. One feels we are unduly gushing forth and basking in his glory. If he is appointed, the entire credit goes to the American system that rewards merit, and merit alone. Do we in India lay so much stress on a person's merit along for his elevation to a post, let alone 100% of people's representatives endorsing his candidature? Everything thing is given weightage here, other than the person's merit. For example, can Brahmin from State, with similar academic credentials ever hope to scale such heights in India?)
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Tongue very much in cheek news…
Mud on Mundus...
The humble mundu – Kerala's own, airy version of the dhoti – is roiling still waters in one district of God's own country. Wayanad police's fiat that auto drivers muss drop the mundu – sometimes lifted halfway up for comfort for khaki trousers, has auto unions up in arms. They have a point too. After all, if women can wear skirts, why can't wear mundus?
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No frisking please...
Could the dignity of the Indian state have stouter defenders than our esteemed legislators? Unlikely. After all, Lok Sabha Speaker Meira Kumar cancelled a bilateral meet with Ukraine when Kiev couldn't promise that she and six accompanying MPs wouldn't be subject to security checks. The only problem? Legislators' prerogatives in India may not transfer easily abroad.
(The 'sab chalta hai' here, nahin chalta there)
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Tongue very much in cheek…
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark" George Carlin
(Me: Even here, the Indian Weather Forecasting bureau cannot get it right…!)
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"We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbor" – Albert K. Chesterton.
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Teacher: Sunny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sunny: No, sir. It's the same dog."
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Woman to husband: "You pay way more attention to the TV! Is it because it's thinner than me?"
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Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"
"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer," said little Johnny.
"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you are upset, but a big boy by like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"
"I did!" sobbed Johnny.
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