[www.keralites.net] Recent Rajnikanth jokes

 

 Recent Rajnikanth jokes

 

 

·  Rajnikanth did his kindergarten from seven places. Today those places are known as IITs.

 

·        Why doesn't Rajnikanth ever  get wet in the rain?  Because he walks between the rain drops !

 

·        When does a solar eclipse occur? When Rajnikanth stares at  the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, Result: eclipse.

 

·        Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he should share at least one percent of his knowledge with the world. Result: Google was born.

 

·        What would have happened if Rajni had been born 150 years ago? The British would have had to fight for independence.

 

·        An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.

                   Rajnikanth stopped it at Mandya .

 

·        When does an earthquake occur?  When Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibration mode.

 

 

·        Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school. Since then, that day ha been known as Sunday.

 

 

·        Breaking  News: ISRO  does not exist any more. Rajnikanth bought up all its rockets to celebrate Diwali.

 

 

·        Why did Rajni buy an acre of land with four wells on each corner? To play carrom.

 

·        Before Tom Cruise, Rajni was approached to play the lead role in Mission Impossible. Rajni refused --  he found the title insulting..

 

·        Rajni's next project: The Titanic in Tamil.  But the climax has been changed. He and his heroine survive. Rajni  swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and the Titanic in the other.

 

 

 
With best regards,
Venugopal

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