Tweet of the day: Commenting on sex pest and Yew York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner@coreyspowell says: "You know a campaign is in trouble when "he will not be withdrawing any time soon" sounds like a double entendre.
(Me: lolz. This IS double entendre!)
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Mindchow
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
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Tongue very much in cheek
Why is it hard for women to find caring, good-looking men" Coz. they already have boyfriends!
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From the world of science
Increase intake of biotin foods (vitamin B7) like brown rice, bran cereal, nuts, beams, peas, cauliflower to promote hair growth.
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There is no risk of harmful chemicals getting into your food with hard-anodised aluminium cookware compared to Teflon-coated ones.
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Super broccoli can help fight diseases.
Scientists have discovered that eating broccoli, packed with a health-boosting compound called 'glucoraphanin' helps maintain cellular processes that can cause deadly conditions like obesity and some cancers.
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What's the best way to rid my produce of germs and pesticides?
Soak your fruits and vegetables in hydrogen peroxide (1/4 cup in a sink of cold water) to remove any trace amounts of bacteria or pesticides.
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Shakespeare made many references to sleep in his writings, and his clear descriptions of insomnia suggest that he suffered from the disorder. 67 per cent of women lose sleep during their menstrual cycle each month. This is mostly due to a rapid drop in the hormone progesterone, which has sedative-type qualities.
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Weird world
Chinese man tries to smuggle tortoise in KFC burger.
A man in China tried to smuggle his pet tortoise through security check by hiding it inside a KFC burger. Staff at Baiyun airport in the southern city of Guangzhou saw "suspicious corners" on X-ray images of a bag/ They asked the passenger, LI, to open the bag.
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Prison, 600 lashes for founder of liberal Saudi online forum.
The founder of a liberal-minded website in Saudi Arabia has been sentenced to seven years in prison and 600 lashes after angering Islamic authorities in the kingdom.
(Any law of the land in force must be observed by all and those not observing, shd be punished, too whether it is in Saudi or France… No one should wangle or by unleashing a mob fury, seek exemption..)
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One woman to another: "I want my husband to spend more time holding me. Got anything that smells like a TV remote control?"
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A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, "Dear, what would you like for your present?"
Wife: I don't think I should say.
Husband: How about a diamond ring?
Wife: I don't care much for diamonds.
Husband: Well, then, a mink coat?
Wife: You know I do not like furs.
Husband: A golden necklace?
Wife: I already have three of them.
Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?
Wife: What I'd really like is a divorce.
Husband: Hmmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much.
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