[www.keralites.net] Sunday humour...

 

Some very tongue in cheek answers by Jaaved Jaaferi, small-time Hindi actor and host of realty shows and son of yesteryear comedian, Jagdeep, to questions posed by HT:

 

Q: The first line of your autobiography would read…

A: "I don't trust the Indians!"

 

Q: A war movie you find most interesting..

A: The one that goes on in my bedroom

 

Q: What cracks you up..

A: Dry skin

 

Q: The weirdest thing that ever went into your mouth..

A: My tongue

 

Q: A gadget every villain should have..

A: An iFraud

 

Q: A rumour you'd like to start..

A: "Main uske bachhe ka baap banne waala hoon".

 

Q: Your favourite cousine.

A: My second 'cuisine' from my father's side.

 

Q: You have 30 seconds to pack for vacation. What do you take?

A: I'd just take my wife. She'd take care of all the rest.

 

Q: If you woke up one day and found you'd turned into a woman…

A: I'd probably have to convert my wife into a lesbian.

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