Woman to husband: "My doctor says he'll do the transplant if I can find a flamingo to donate her thighs."
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The priest received a call from an IRS auditor. "But we do not pay taxes," the priest said.
"It isn't you, Father, it's one of your parishioner, Sean McCullough. He indicates on his tax return that he gave a donation of $15,000 to the church last year, is this true?"
The priest smiled broadly, "The check hasn't arrived yet, but I'm sure I'll have it when I remind dear Sean."
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From the world of science…
Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.
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Since sunflower seeds are a rich source of magnesium, they help calm the nerves, muscles and blood vessels.
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Having pumpkin seeds every day prevents formation of calcium oxalate kidney stones: study.
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Weird world..
Bank repossess wrong house.
An Ohio bank says a bad GPS navigator is the reason it repossessed the wrong house – and threw out all the possessions inside. Katie B. says her McArthur home was wrongly repossessed while she was away with her family last month.
When they returned to the house, the locks had been changed and many of their belongings were missing. Barnett wants the bank to give her $18,000 for the lost items. But the bank wants her to show receipts for everything that's missing.
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News of the day…
No proof against Srinivasan, Gurunath, Kundra, says probe panel.
Srinivasan set to return as BCCI President.
The media in general and The Times of India in general ran a vituperative campaign against Srini, with innuendoes and insinuations, for over a month, solely to create needless controversy and sensation in an effort to boost circulation and eyeballs.
He should file a 100-crore libel suit against these yellow media.
Mindchow
My sun sets to rise again..
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