Saturday, 27 July 2013

[www.keralites.net] khatte-mitte khabhrain from around the world for 27/7/13

 

 
What is dysbiosis?
 
Dysbiosis usually refers to an imbalance of the intestinal flora. A variety of conditions can result from Dysbuisus, most commonly irritable bowel syndrome. Stress can play a major role in upsetting the balance of the intestinal flora. To help alleviate this condition, take probiotics daily.
 
(Me: probiotics include curd/yogurt)
 
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Solving puzzles daily are a great work out for the brain and can reduce the effects of dementia and Alzheimer's disease.
 
(Me: Any brain activity is as good..)
 
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Blame bad night's sleep on the full moon.
 
Can't sleep? Blame it on the Moon! Scientists have found evidence that human sleep patterns are timed to the phases of the Moon, and that people take 5 minutes extra to fall asleep and experience 20 minutes less sleep on average during a full Moon.
 
(Me: It is believed, according to old wives' tales, full moon causes mental problems, too…)
 
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his port. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
 
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said, "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
 
"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
 
"Twenty-six," he said.
 
(Me: the moral is inescapable…)
 
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Man, working on his computer, to his wife: "I typed my credit card number in the wrong spot and accidentally reserved 4724370092136895 hotel rooms!"
 
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An absolute truism…
 
Words are but pictures of our thoughts!
 
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News: US bans ayurvedic and homeopathic diabetic drugs.
 
Me: We self-respecting Indians are naturally indignant and peeved at the "unilateral' action. One would think it is the ripe hour for our self-righteous countrymen and esp. for our anti-science NGO lobbies to mount a virulent campaign to force the government and stop import and/or indigenous production of insulin and other diabetic drugs by MNCs or their licensees…!!!! what say u friends?
 
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Weird world…
 
Turkey clears bird of spying for Israel..
 
Officials in Turkey have released a bird 'detained' on suspicious that it spied for Israel. The kestrel was found by residents of Altinavya village, Elazig province, wearing a metallic ring stamped with the word "24311 Tel Avivunia Israel. Suspecting that the kestrel, a type of small falcon, may have been on a spying mission for Israel, locals handed the bird over to authorities. Medical examinations, including X-rays, revealed that the kestrel just a bird, not a feathered spy. No microchips were found on it.
 
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A truism proved right by a recent study..
 
The funny guy always wins the girl..
 
A study conducted by Stanford University School of Medicine has revealed that women prefer to date men who can make them laugh. It is believed that ladies use a man's ability to make them laugh as a way to judge his genetic fitness and whether he can be a fitting husband and father of their children.
 
(Me: More than a man's he-man physique, dapper attire, suaveness or style, what attracts a woman to a man is his humorous streak..)
 
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Tongue very much in cheek..
 
"I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens" – Woody Allen
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"Will return Bharat Ratna, if Atal asks me to" – Amartya Sen.
 
(One would say this top honour was bestowed on him solely because he received the Nobel prize for God knows what achievement in economics. He has no contribution whatsoever to improve the Indian economy or the poor's lot. Why are we Indians so enamoured of foreign accolades when the man has done precious little? Dr. Kurien of Amul fame deserved the honour a lot, lot more.)

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