[www.keralites.net] AN AMERICANISED BOY EXPLAINING DIWALI

 

A young second generation Indian boy in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother.   This is how he went about Diwali:   "So, like this guy, called Ram had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-guy Ram, to some national forest or something..!   Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so., he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together..!   But the forest was reeeeal scary ... really man...they hadmonkeys and devils and  like that. But this guy, Ram, kicked with dash and bows and arrows.... so it was fine.   But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe, Sita and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed..!   All the Gods were with him..!...?.?  So anyways, you don't mess with gods..!   So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..!..? Guy, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok..!   So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangster's  in his own hood..!   Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest.. and anyways..it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or  like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home..!   And when the people realize that our guy, his bro and the wife are back home...they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice..! And they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them out for a drink..!   So they, like, decided to smoke and stuff..! And since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool.. you know with all those fireworks..! And this is how it started Diwali..!"   The mother fainted.!   From an e-mail Nandakumar www.keralites.net

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