Tuesday, 27 March 2012

[www.keralites.net] Playing with English

 

IT MAY TAKE A MINUTE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT SOME OF THESE ARE CLEVER!
 
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
 
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
 
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
 
4. BURGLARIZE:   What a crook sees with
 
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
 
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
 
7. ECLIPSE:    What an English barber does for a living
 
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
 
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
 
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
 
11. MISTY:    How golfers create divots
 
12. PARADOX: Two physicians!!
 
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
 
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
 
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
 
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!!
 
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
 
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
 
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
 
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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