Who said that . . .
Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth
on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a
game for the kids to get them thinking.
"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first
person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher.
'Who is credited with writing the phrase, 'To be or not to be, that is
the question?'" asked the teacher.
Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out,
'Shakespeare'.
'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off."
'No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our
culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on
Monday studying hard.' said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.
'Well okay,' said the teacher.
The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out
"I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off."
"No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not
take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday
studying hard too." said little Fri Sum Kat.
'Okay,' said the teacher.
Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom,
"F***ing Immigrants!"
"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
"Donald Trump!" called out little Johnny.
"See ya Tuesday ..........."
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