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 Doctor :

Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

(This is called "Positive Thinking" )

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Lady to her dietician :-

What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" )

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• A Man wrote to SBI.
• "My Cheque was returned with the remark 'Insufficient funds'.
• I want to know whether it refers to my funds or the Bank's".
  
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• (This is self confidence at its peak )
  
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• An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. 
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• They set-up their tent and fell asleep.
  
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• Some hours later, the father woke up his son.
  
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• Father- Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.
  
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• Son- I see millions of stars.
  
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• Father- And what does that tell you?
  
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• Son- Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets.
  
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• Father slaps the son hard and says- "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent"
  
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• MORAL:
  
• Too much education can spoil our common sense. 
  
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• This one is classic !!
  
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• A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :
• "Go ahead and kill me, you coward.
• You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 

 

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