One liners about India
Here are some interesting one liners about India.
India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time.
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India is the only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'.
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Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you.
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In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste.
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The ABC of what sells in India, Astrology, Bollywood and Cricket.
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In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss.
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In the West people have sex and hope for a marriage. In India people marry and hope for sex.
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India has not roads with potholes, but potholes with a bit of road around them.
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In India to become rich you have to become a politician and to become a politician you have to be rich.
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The most crucial part of a traffic signal in India without which it doesn't work at all, is a policeman.
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The four most crucial pillars of Indian Society are – Religion, Casteism, Corruption and Hypocrisy.
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Only country where reserved enjoy more benefits than the deserved.
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India is a place where the only rights people get are the last rites.
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India is the only country where it takes 15 minutes to reach a place by walking, whereas it takes an hour by car to reach the same place.
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In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair.
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In India, the Capitalists are greedy and the Socialists are envious.
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Where people worship Goddess Durga, but kill a girl even after healthy delivery.
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Where Olympic shooter gets 3 crore rupees for gold medal, but soldier who dies of shooting while fighting with another nation gets mere 1 Lakh.
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India is a place where rules are made to be broken and roads are built to be dug.
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Is your land in danger of being acquired by the government? Don't worry, keep calm and build a Mosque.
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India is the only country in the world where more fighter pilots are killed and more fighter jets destroyed during peace than in war.
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In India, any time is a tea time.
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India is always on list of developing countries..
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In India, you don't drive on the left of the road, you drive on what is left on the road.
Ln. P.K. Agrawal
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