[www.keralites.net] Enjoy laughing- MAIL OF THE DAY

 

 

 

From: Bijoy Das   

 Enjoy laughing

 

 

 

Lawyers should never ask women a question if they aren't prepared for

the answer !

  In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first

witness, an elderly woman in the stand.

  He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

  She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known

you   since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big

disappointment   to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate

people and talk about   them behind their backs. You think you're a

big shot when you haven't

  the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a

two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."

 

 

  The lawyer was stunned ! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed

across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense

attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"

  She again replied, "Why, yes, I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he

was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted and has a drinking problem. He

can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is

one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife

with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know

him."

 

 

  The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to   approach the bench and in a quiet

voice said: "If either of you

bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt

 of court !

 

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