Believe it or not…
Alien head found in Croatian graveyard…
An 'alien head', which was smelling of male perfume, was found in a graveyard in Croatia. Local mayor Ivan Stefic was quoted as saying, "It was found about one metre under the surface and gave the works quite a shock. I know it sounds crazy, but e can't think of any more rational explanation for what we've found." Though, some naysayers believe that this 'head' felt like it was made of rubber and could possibly be a tree bark…
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A mantra to tell if film will be a hit or flop…
London: Producers and actors may no more have sleepless nights before their movies are released. Oxford University scientists have devised a mathematical model, which can used to predict whether films will become blockbusters or flops at the box office a month before they are released. Their mathematical algorithm allows them to predict box office revenues with an overall accuracy of around 77%
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Kiss for diploma lands Chinese teacher in trouble…
Beijing: A Chinese high schoolteacher has been suspended after he forced all the girls in his class to kiss him on his cheek before he gave them their diplomas.
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Man dials 999 to get lift in rain and cops oblige…
London: A man dialed 999 because he wanted a lift in the rain – and police obliged when he threatened to complain. Officers picked up the man and his children from a flyover and took them to a bus stop, after the man said he would call the police commissioner if they refused.
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Women most happy to go naked for spouses at 34!
This is the age when they accept their body shape. A new survey has revealed that women are most content to bare their ware it front of their better halves at 34, as this is he age when they finally accept their body shape.
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Women's eyes attract men at first sight…
Survey rubbishes belief that men are more attracted by cleavage. A new research has rubbished the popular belief that men are more attracted to a women's cleavage, claiming that the first thing men notice in a woman are their eyes.
Cartoon quip in Mumbai Mirror, today…
Coal files gone, pending Bills gone, economy gone, Andhra gone, allies gone, borders gone – 'Gone-gress'.
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"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist" – Mark Twain.
(Me: u can't blame if he is from apna desh…)
Man to wife: "Write down what you want me to say and I'll be happy to give you my advice."
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Teacher: You haven't done your geography homework. What's your excuse?
Pupil: My dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down.
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From the world of science…
Did you know that river otters can stay underwater for up to eight minutes? In fact, they can close their ears and nostrils to keep water out. They can also dive to a depth of 60 feet.
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Cure for jet lag is closer to reality…
Toronto: Scientists have discovered a new way to improve internal body clock function, a finding that could help cure common sleep disturbances. Researchers from McGill University and Concordia University in Canada identified how a fundamental biological process called protein synthesis is controlled within the body's circadian clock – the internal mechanism that controls one's daily rhythms.
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Skipping is a weight-bearing exercise that improves bone density.
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Savasana booss mood and relieves you of stress and anxiety.
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Canada uses drones to drive away geese..
Canada's capital has ordered drone strikes to rid a popular Ottawa beach of pesky geese that dirty the waters with fecal matter, demonstrating how it works. It's been really effect, says the city councilor Bob M.
(Me: a pretty unconventional and never-before-thought use for the drones!)
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MERS virus traced to Saudi Arabian bat…
Atlanta: Scientists have found the mysterious MERS virus in a bat in Saudi Arabia. An international research team said the bat virus is an exact match to the first known human case of Middle East respiratory syndrome. The sample was collected from within a few miles of that patient's home.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to talk.
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An apt quote for apna deshwasis…
"Indians lamented when FDI from UK came to India. If we now lament that Indian FDI is going to UK, India will be lamenting unconditionally".
(Me: If Indian rupee is hurtling itself towards a bottomless abyss, our vast vocal sections of uninformed and ignoramus people who tooth and nail oppose all kinds of FDI in India are also responsible. These wise men always suffer from delusions that the MNCs are waiting in the wings to come to this country in droves and plunder the country a la the British India Company.)
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