Tweet of the day: @jhunjhunwala "Phaneesh Murty has been caught twice now for sexual misconduct. Phaneesh Murthy is now FINISH Murthy"
Courtesy: Mumbai Mirror, 23/5/13
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Cartoon quip:
"I'm Vindu! You know whose son I am?"
Cop: Yes – DARA SINGH – the father of WWE-style, fixed wrestling in India.
His friend to Vindu in the lock-up later: "Wrong name to drop,pal"
(Me: For those who came in late, The spectacular Dara Singh wrestling matches, though stage-managed, were the rage of India, especially Mumbai in the 1960s and 1970s)
A man driving down the road with 20 penguins in the back seat is stopped by a police officer, "You can't drive around with penguins. Take them to the zoo, he says. The man agrees and dives off.
The next day the cop sees the man again driving with 20 penguins. He stps him and says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take them to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
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Tongue in cheek…
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. " Mitch Hedderg.
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Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
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Man to wife: "Caveman ate a very healthy diet and they're all dead now. Makes you think, doesn't it?"
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From the world of science.
Iodine deficiency in moms lowers baby's IQ.
Mild iodine deficiency during pregnancy can lower he IQ of your baby, a study has warned. The research showed lower intelligence quotients and reading scores in primary school students whose mothers had had too little iodine while pregnant.
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Applying a dab of sugar and honey to your lips slows down their ageing process.
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Tulsi tea.
Tulsi tea is a tea, made from the leaves of the holy basil plant. Tuulsi is an "adaptogen" meaning that it helps the human body cope with stress. Tulsi also helps to maintain alkaline ph balance in the body. The tulsi plant is grown and even worshipped in most Hindu homes in India.
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Tips for weight loss and to get flatter stomach…
1) Opt for monounsaturated fatty acis, or MUFAs, which may stop belly fat before it starts. Olive oil, avocados and nuts are excellent sources.
2) Drink green tea
3) Chinese food with a low Glycemic Index (GI) like beans, lentils and chickpeas, instead of high GI options like white rice and potatoes.
4) Meet daily recommended calcium levels (1,000 mg for adults). When your body is low on calcium it produces a hormone that signals the bod to store visceral fat.
5) Exercise right. Combine core exercise with cardio (running etc.)
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Mindchow
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
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Why we love Hindi movie songs and their lyrics…
For Hindi song lovers… kuch toh log kahengay… logo ka kaam hain kehna..
Sakakshi Dhoni tweets about how she feels about her name being dragged into the spot-fixing controversy.
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Weird world…
Goat holds NJ's skyway traffic.
Jersey City: A goat believed to have escaped en route to a slaughterhouse snarled the morning commute along one of the busiest roadways in northern New Jersey on Tuesday, leading police on a nearly two-hour chase. The small female with curved horns eluded five Jersey City police officers for more than 90- minutes by jumping back and forth over a central divider along the Pulaski Skyway, disrupting traffic.
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Cadbury ordered to pay Rs.30,000 compensation.
Agartala: A consumer court in Tripura has ordered Cadbury India Ltd to pay a compensation of Rs.30,000 to a man who found a metal pin inside a chocolate bar made by the company.
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Dog owners spend more on their pets than cat owners. Regardless of the type of pet, animal owners spend $200 (about Rs.11,000) a month on taking care of their beloved companions.
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'Unliking' FB? Teens treat it as a 'social burden' now
Washington: Facebook is now considered more of a social burden than a loved networking site by its teen users, a new study suggests.
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